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Businessman #3

These fluctuating markets are really messing with my head.

I crashed on my pillow last night.

I need time out, I thought. I need to have some fun.

Next thing you know, I’m having this dream.

And it’s so cool because, for once, it’s not about the office.

The guys have come over with some beer and we’re just hanging out.

Shooting the breeze and laughing about guy things.

Then someone says they’re hungry and I say, ‘Let’s order pizza’.

Then Joel gets this dark look about him and says,

‘But you asked us all to bring a piece of pie.’

‘It wouldn’t matter how big. As long as we all work as a team,’ chimes in Franz.

‘There’s no ‘i’ in pie, you said,’ says Hamish. ‘Actually there is, but we knew what you were getting at.’

‘What?’, I say. ‘What was I getting at? What the hell are you talking about?’

Then they all reach under the table and bring out their pie pieces and I realise what this is.

It’s an intervention.

And they are here to tell me I am officially obsessed with work.

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Businessman #2

I had another businessman dream last night.

Only this time things weren’t going so well.

I was in my NYC office about to meet with some decision-makers about a big deal.

The strategy spiel didn’t go so well but I knew I had the little logo guy up my sleeve to wow them with.

So I brandished it, like a kid doing show ‘n tell.

They just looked at me with expressionless faces, like they wanted to know if I was back on the pills again.

The artwork was blank. I was sunk.

Maybe I’m not cut out for life in the Big Apple.

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Businessman

Last night I had a power dream.

I was a businessman riding rough-shod over the city of New York.

I was trampling over the feelings of thousands of city workers and all the while I had this sick megalomaniacal feeling of dominance, like the more I took advantage of their good natures the more successful I was becoming.

Imagine my surprise when I found the Clipart illustration guys have been having the same dream:

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