O.E.D Omissions

The word to describe the filtering of real information when elderly relatives ask how your life is, so that they will not be traumatised.

The word to describe the feeling when you are a waitress looking at a table that is waiting for the coffee you have forgotten to bring them.

The word to describe the feeling when you are advantage up in a tennis game and hubris causes you to lose it by making three excruciating blunders.

The word to describe the expression on the face of the park attendant with the leaf blower standing in the rain in his McIntosh watching 3 year olds re-arrange his large heap of leaves into smaller, considerably less tidy heaps.

The word to describe the pathetically sad face made by a person causing a traffic jam by sitting on the yellow hatched lines.

The word to describe the hideously moralising face of the person being blocked by the person sitting on the yellow hatched lines.

The word to describe the peculiar ache in arms that have carried shopping home from the supermarket that is too heavy.

The word to describe the aimless straightening of objects while on the telephone.

The word to describe the peculiar crawling of the flesh when someone says the phrase,’Credit Crunch’.

The word to describe the faux-lascivious look the extremely gay male dancers gave Rula Lenska when she played the fairy in the Worthing Christmas pantomime performance of ‘Jack and the Beanstalk’.

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